Avast! They made me from blood, sweat, & tears, but ye can call me Salty Waters!

Avast! They made me from blood, sweat, & tears, but ye can call me Salty Waters!
If I were made in a mad scientist’s lab, I would be made of dynamite, gun powder, gasoline and a sharpened No. 2 pencil. They would call me Cheap Trick (sorry Robin Zander, Rick Nielsen, Tom Petersson, and Bun E. Carlos are not included).
I feel like that beauty pageant contestant... I would be made of 2 1/2 cups of volcanic ash, one medium banana (sliced) a teaspoon of wasabi and a drop of tear from a recently widowed lassie. My superhero name would be the RAnting RAd.
My composition would the stuff of dreams, legends and folk lore and the call me the Mystic Fantasyzer.
The scientist who made me would be a lunatic alchemist
I would be made of a Spicey Bowl of Chilly, A bag of Gaming Dice, a Comic Book (probably Iron Man) and a dash of Chemical XXX! I'd be the Hero called Criticle Hit!
Add one part Spam, one part dead parrot, and mix with something completely different like Mjollnir and I would become the Mighty Python.
Concrete, a chili-cheese dog, a couple hand-fulls of bullets, a chainsaw, and a tuxedo. Something made of all that...you'd have to call it WTF!
Radioactive Broccoli, cabbage, and baked beans.
I would become "GAS BOMB"
Ridding the world of fresh air, and flowers.
HA HA HA "FFFAAARRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd be made of Snips of Snails, Puppy Dog Tails, and a shot of Nuclear Ginger Ale! And I'd be the Little Legion!