Movie Review


X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND

By: Abbie Bernstein
Review Date: Friday, May 26, 2006

There was some concern about the X-MEN franchise changing directorial hands on its third installment, with Brett Ratner taking over after Bryan Singer had succeeded in making most people very happy with installments one and two. Ratner demonstrates immediately that he knows how X-MEN movies are supposed to look and move, and writers Simon Kinberg & Zak Penn (the latter a veteran of X-MEN 2) tap into some of the more popular and dramatic parts of the source material to give X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND some crowd-pleasing punch. What's missing here is a subtle element that gave the first two movies an added dimension grace notes of character development and humor. In fairness to the filmmakers, it may have been felt that, as this is the third installment in a three-act structure, the characters had been introduced and fleshed out and it's now time to put pedal to the metal. However, paradoxically, the efforts to keep this outing streamlined cause it to drag just a touch we understand why the characters are iconic, but a few more reminders of why we care about them as individuals would have given it more resonance.

In X-MEN 3, the mutant world and therefore the rest of the world as well, because both are interconnected is rocked by two unrelated events. One is the invention of a "cure" for mutation that will strip mutants of their powers and leave them as ordinary human beings. Some mutants embrace the notion, while others view it with alarm and the anti-human mutant leader Magneto (Ian McKellen) uses it as a rallying cry for his fellows to violently resist this "genocide." The government, which insists that the cure is voluntary, nevertheless doesn't help matters by using doses of the cure as a weapon against mutants who are violent. At the same time, Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) presumed dead after sacrificing herself to save the other X-MEN at the climax of the previous film returns to her friends, but she's very changed. Or is she actually more herself? Peaceable mutant leader Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) has some answers that are almost as unsettling to his disciples as the reality of Jean's new persona.


The "cure" for mutation storyline is a metaphor for so many real-world issues that it's a virtual hall of mirrors feed in whatever analogy you care about and it will probably work. X-MEN 3 has a great time and does a bang-up job of playing out the political parallels, except instead of the usual worried statesmen figures, we've got furry blue Dr. Hank McCoy, aka Beast (a truly well-cast Kelsey Grammer), trying to balance his own desire to fit in with concepts of right and wrong. It helps, of course, that the arguments lend themselves to all sorts of wild setpieces.

Although the Jean Grey plot is eventually integrated with the other element, it is more amorphous, again primarily because the movie is so eager to hit emotional high points here that it doesn't let them build naturally. We known that Scott aka Cyclops (James Marsden) and steel-taloned Logan aka Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) both love her, we can see Jean is conflicted and we learn that Professor X has his own ambivalence but this is all raced through so quickly and broadly that we aren't really given a chance to connect with it. Likewise, Halle Berry's Storm emerges here as a leader and probably has a more pivotal role in the action than previously, yet it feels like she's got less to do, because instead of getting to see how she feels about being in charge, we just hear her tell various characters that they're either with her or not.

The action, however, is terrific and there are some narrative shockers, with changes and losses we don't expect. Viewers who have any investment in the storyline should definitely sit through the closing credits for a short but pivotal tag scene.

X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND is a lot of fun and occasionally thrilling. If it had given itself just a few more minutes to explore its unique characters, it could have been even better.


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• May 26, 2006, 03:11am •
I just got back from seeing this flick and I can say that it was definately better than fantastic four, but did not really reach the level of the first two and both spiderman movies. They should have left the phoenix saga out of it, and focused more on the cure storyline and the division it creates within the mutuant community and elsewhere. The issues brought up here should have been allowed to reverberate and other regular groups should have spoken out on their view of this cure.

My two biggest gripes were, Rogue and Juggernaught..... He is not a mutuant and shouldn't have been affected by the stupid cure anyways, and his look was just plain bad. He looked like a ram-man reject from a masters of the universe flick. He definately was not the Juggernaught I wanted nor expected....but i did love his line "i'm the juggernaught bitch" .lol.

Rogue... I won't spoil it, but i didn't like what they did with the character at all, and the love triangle stuff with kitty was just fluff and should have been left out... or at least toned down a whole lot...

It's not bad, but it could have been great...it should have been great. Ian and Patrick are awsome...


• May 26, 2006, 04:12am •
I saw this movie last night in London. The theater was packed as it should have been. People waiting in anticipation for the 3rd installment of the X-men franchise. I sat down and it started well. The scenes with the digitally age regressed Prof X and Magneto were cool and smooth. The stuff in the danger room, was awesome. So far visually, it was a good movie. Then came the actual story, and to me, it fell flat on its face. What they did to Cyclops was absolutely ridiculous. Something happens about halfway through the movie, that to me was a sure sign that this movie was not going to be as good as I thought. The younger characters, like Colossus and most of the characters in general took a backseat to the action sequences which weren`t even that great. Most of the mutants and even humans were totally 1 dimensional and only there in small visual roles.
The final battle reminded me of the one in the Tim Burton version of Planet of the Apes. All the things people were worried about when Bret Ratner was asked to helm this movie, in my opinion were just validated. Maybe I`m in the minority, but this movie could have been so so much better. When it ended I felt exactly how I did at the end of Matrix Revolutions. Some of you know what I`m talking about.
I did actually like Juggernaut. The costume was as close to they could probably get. My only problem with him is he was nothing more than a lackey. Like I said, one dimensional. The cure storyline was good, but it just didn`t hold the movie together and did not mix well with the Phoenix Saga, which was a pale crappy vision of it true self.
Again Ratner has sacrificed content/quality for visuals and corny one-liners.
And if you haven`t heard this already, stay until after the credits.
This movie was in no way as good as the 1st two, or any of the Spidey movies. There are so many things I found bad about this movie, that I can`t mention for sake of ruining it, but you will see.

• May 26, 2006, 04:14am •
Oh, and Halle Berry must have put up a serious fit to get that much screen time in this movie. She actually was too bad for a change, though.

• May 26, 2006, 04:18am •
B+ my ass. I give it a C+, maybe a B- for Ian, Patrick, Famke, and Hugh`s role.
I almost forgot. Whoever decided on that god awful score to play in the background whenever Angel flew, should be tarred and feathered, then maybe set on fire. Why was he even in the movie? Mutants just for mutant sakes. I`m sorry rattling on. I`m just really disappointed.

• May 26, 2006, 06:56am •
I have not seen it yet, but I plan to at some point next week just for the hell of it because I'm really not looking forward to it that much anymore. Although the overwhelming amounts of negative reviews interestingly enough do not put the blame of the narrative failure of this film on Brett Ratner. Essentially, Rothman and his cronies at Fox wanted this film to be the film to beat for this summer because they knew they were going to be up against SUPERMAN RETURNS and they were mad at Bryan Singer because he wanted to do something else so they rushed the shit out of the production. I have judged this film a great deal over the past year, and I hope that I am proven at least a little wrong. If it's a whole LOT wrong, then this may be an awesome film. If I'm nt wrong at all, I'll be very sad, but at least I'll have expected it.

• May 26, 2006, 08:33am •
First off, nothing could make the Juggernaut look good in a realistic way. He's a huge guy who wears what amounts to a metal fishbowl with an opening for his face. Also, they made him a mutant for this movie, but I don't know why they had to go and screw that history up.

Secondly, I've read the whole list of Rotten Tomatoes reviews and I have learned some basic facts:

1) Brett Ratner did and didn't disapoint the X-men/comic book fans, all at once.

2) Now I blame Bryan Singer, not Ratner, for whatever I dislike in this film. I still hate him for being the MVP and giving up before halftime.

3) This movie is not as good plot-wise as the first two.

4) Less plot, a lot more action

5) Some critics just write to prove they went to school and use big words where they aren't needed.

6) I will get that empty feeling I usually get after seeing a big action spectacle when I finally see this movie.

• May 26, 2006, 09:06am •
The spectacle wasn't really that spectacular and you can blame Singer if you want but if you had the chance to do something you have always wanted to do, and he`s wanted to direct Superman for a very long time, you would jump at the chance. I`m mad at him too, but that`s still no excuse for a half assed job by Ratner, Kinberg, and Penn. I also don`t understand why they made Juggernaut a mutant or why he wasn`t acknowledged as Xavier`s half brother. The second part is just nitpicking, because they didn`t do a lot of things, like making Colossus Russian.

shadowhammer • May 26, 2006, 09:46am •
I equate X3 with the first X-Men feature.

Basically (like the original Star Wars trilogy), X2 was the best of this three-part series. There were good parts in the film but also a lot of awkward moments. The music used during the scenes when the Phoenix\Jean Grey lets her hair down (psychokinetically) was out of place. There was too much choir music user in the scenes. They would have been better off not using any music at all for that part like Speilberg did during the Normandy Invasion scenes in Saving Private Ryan. Ultimately it's Fox's fault for wanting to go ahead with making this film without having a better script in place. They should have "brainstormed" more after Singer's departure to do Superman Returns. On that issue, the Superman Returns trailer attached to this film is very different from the teaser and two current trailers that available for viewing on the net. A lot more action is shown in that promo piece. I am definitely looking forward to seeing this film.

How about posting a link to that trailer? :-)

Oh, and the Ghost Rider trailer looks good on the big screen.

shadowhammer • May 26, 2006, 09:53am •
Corrections:

There was too much choir music [used] in the scenes.

Additionally, I should know how to spell Spielberg by now. :-)

Sorry for the Friday-morning fat-fingering on the keyboard.

• May 26, 2006, 10:10am •
John Powell did the score. I loved what he did with The Bourne Supremacy but he does tend to go a little over the top. Sounds like he did with this one.

I'll hopefully see the movie soon but the reviews are confirming my fears. sigh...

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