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ZOOM

By: Rachel Reitsleff
Review Date: Tuesday, August 15, 2006

ZOOM is oddly appealing in its way on the one hand, anybody with the ability to make the comparison can't miss that it feels essentially like a watered-down version of X-MEN. On the other hand, barring the occasional burst of gross-out humor (never been a fan), I suspect if I'd seen this when I was about ten, I'd have loved it.

ZOOM, based on Jason Lethcoe's book ZOOM'S ACADEMY, is the tale of four kids, ranging in age from 17 to about six, who have individual special powers. These have made them the targets of hostility at school and of interest in the government. They (along with six others who don't make the cut) are whisked off to Area 52, where they are ostensibly to be trained to hone their abilities by Jack Shepard, aka Zoom (Tim Allen). Jack has some issues from his own days at Area 52, including being zapped with massive doses of radiation to boost his own powers, which he seems to have lost. Once he's offered $500,000 and promised that his charges will be spared radiation treatment (and threatened with jail if he refuses), Jack agrees to oversee the newcomers, but his participation in their education is grudging. The quartet are annoyed by Jack's attitude, but fortunately bond well enough with each other. What none of them, including Jack, knows is that there is a rapidly approaching menace they're being unwittingly groomed to face.

ZOOM works best in its moments of joy and, oddly, in quieter moments, although filmmaker Peter Hewitt and writers Adam Rifkin and David Berenbaum seem not to fully trust the latter. When Allen is wordlessly taking in the possibility that the kids might really be irradiated after all, the movie achieves a bit of heft that lets us take it a little more seriously than we might imagine. Michael Cassidy as the fellow who can become invisible, Kate Mara as a telekinetic empath, Spencer Breslin as a boy who can expand individual body parts and especially very young Ryan Newman, as a super-strong little girl who really knows how to get her way, are all very good. Courteney Cox is game as Jack's klutzy, enthusiastic liaison with the brass.

The special effects especially one with a flying saucer sometimes are not all one might hope for. Then there's the matter of tone. The military response to the impending threat is so broad that it's never allowed to build up any sort of resonance, and because exactly what the menace did last time it was active is kept deliberately vague in discussion (and completely off-screen), we never feel that anybody's in real jeopardy, which is clearly a problem in a story of this kind.


As a result, ZOOM feels somewhat like it's riffing in place, either a pilot that escaped television without the rest of its run or like a training film for very young people who want to grow up to be fans of the superhero genre. Even so, it has moments of genuine charm and even genuine wonder.


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Comments/Responses
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akobus • Aug 15, 2006, 12:04pm •
Okay so this crappy flop gets a B- while Pulse gets a D+, what a load of crap. I think the grades must have been backwards because pulse deserves a least a C+ rating.

• Aug 15, 2006, 04:00pm •
Maybe the reviewer didn't think Pulse deserved a C+ or higher. And have you actually seen Zoom?

coldhardtruth • Aug 15, 2006, 07:05pm •
According to the grosses, almost NO ONE has seen Zoom. Which is how it should stay.

cmj • Aug 16, 2006, 12:28am •
I saw it. Now it wasn't the greatest, but the reviewer has hit the eseences of the film. There were parts that were good. There were some lines that were bad. Some effects were not the best. But kids would really like it. I thought it was much better than the Spy Kids movies. And about on par with Thunderbirds. I haven't seen Sky High, but that's supposed to be similar.
I think it suffered from an almost rushed feel, although kids probably wouldn't notice. It's a typical plot, and nothing's wrong with that, but I found myself expecting flashbacks to the events from Zoom's era. All we got was a quick summary in the comic book intro. And there was no cuts to the bad guy Concussion throughout the movie. All we saw was his still image on a monitor. No one said where was he and why or how was he coming back. It was only an hour and 28 minutes long, so I sort of wonder if a lot of ideas were cut out.
Some of the lines were cheesy, and I was thankful Tim Allen and Courtney Cox didn't actually kiss. If you watch it, stay for the end credits, because there are bloopers. None are particularly funny, but one with Chevy Chase singing about pooing in the pants is just so lame, and Tim Allen and Courtney Cox look embarrassed to be humouring him by singing along.
Anyway, I don't regret seeing it, and I saw it without kids with me. It'd be great to see on TV. But after such a big ad campaign (I've never seen a trailer on TV for Miami Vice, yet I saw trailers for Zoom every night for a month) I'm surprised it actually did that low in it's first weekend. I'd have a expected more like 12 million, and then watch it dwindle.

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